no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
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