Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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