I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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