Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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