Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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