sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
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ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
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I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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