I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Randomize
