it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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