it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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