How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
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Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
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Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back