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• (818): View more from California

  Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  So gin and wine won't be happening again

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• (718): View more from New York

  I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.

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• (530): View more from California

  dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.

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