Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
21 Millennials Confess The Most Awkward Way Someone Has Tried Hitting On Them
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
25 People Confess The Most Ignorant Thing Someone Has Ever Said To Them
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room