what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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