hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
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Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
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I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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