take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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