just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
How's work?
Spinning.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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