We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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