Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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