By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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