wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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