"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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