You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
You are the jesus of drinking
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
