I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
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Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
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I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
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