I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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