Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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