She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
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I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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