So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
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