i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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