ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
if only i could text you this smell
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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