The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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