her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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