When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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