? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
She has the best kind of daddy issues
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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