So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
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There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
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if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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