I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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