no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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