oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
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he laminated a picture of his dick.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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