Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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