Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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