dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
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She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
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Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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