I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i would punch a child for taco bell
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
I have to watch that.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck