just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
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you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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