what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
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I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
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Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize