I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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