I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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