I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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