Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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