Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Randomize