He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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