So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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