He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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