yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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