Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
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kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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