Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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