Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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