First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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