do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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