Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
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So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
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You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
do nipples grow back?
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